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« on: July 31, 2006, 04:51:56 PM »


this new radio is unreal!!!!


  I just got my new Lexus RX400H and returned to the dealer the next day
  complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio  worked. The
  salesman explained that the radio was voice  activated "Watch this"!
  He said "Nelson"!
  The Radio replied "Ricky or Willie?"
  Willie"! He continued. and "On The Road Again" came  from the speakers.

  I drove away happy, and for the next few  days, every time I'd say
  "Beethoven" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said "Beetles"
  I'd get one of their awesome  songs.
  One day , a couple ran a red light and nearly  creamed my new car but I
  swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled "ASSHOLES!".
  The French National Anthem began to play, sung by  Jane Fonda and
  Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Bill
  Clinton on sax and  Ted Kennedy on booze.
  Damn, I LOVE this car!
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« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2006, 05:33:31 PM »

just another old joke.  boring.  boorish.  if you're going to do old jokes, try the aristocrats.
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2006, 05:52:46 PM »

No what is boring is Clinton on sax. He does better on interns.
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