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KarmaPolice

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For Guest --- What good Republicans believe
« on: August 22, 2006, 08:20:01 AM »
Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals, Arabs, and Hillary Clinton.

Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney and Rumsfeld did business with him,
and a bad guy when Bush couldn't find Bin Laden.

Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with Vietnam and China is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.

The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

If condoms aren't addressed in schools , adolescents won't have sex.

A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle and antagonize our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.

Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing healthcare to all Americans is socialism.

HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.

Global warming is junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.

A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.

Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.

The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's and Dick Cheney's driving records are none of our business.

Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.

Supporting "Executive Privilege" is imperative for every Republicanever born, who will be born or who might be born in perpetuity.

What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.

There's nothing wrong with supporting drunken hunters who shoot their friends, blaming the friends for looking too much like quail.
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Re: For Guest --- What good Republicans believe
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2006, 08:28:20 AM »
Where do you stand on illegal immigrants?  I see no mention of them.
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Re: For Guest --- What good Republicans believe
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2006, 09:17:07 AM »
Thank God for the Democrats!!!  Do you realize that the Democrats are the reason why we haven't gone to a dictatorship style of Goverment.  george bush and dick cheney think that they are above the laws and constituion.  How many of you so call republicans would support communism?  This is exactly the form of leadership that the current administration governs this country by.  They could care less what the laws say.  The democrats are keeping us from a communist country.

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Re: For Guest --- What good Republicans believe
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2006, 09:18:28 AM »
Where do you stand on illegal immigrants?  I see no mention of them.

I stand on their necks whenever possible.

KarmaPolice

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Re: For Guest --- What good Republicans believe
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2006, 09:42:34 AM »
I'm not the author of "What Good Republicans believe". It's another widely-circulated, office-spam e-mail.
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Re: For Guest --- What good Republicans believe
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2006, 07:01:08 PM »
Karma police your list is a combination of lies and spin!! And the bad part of it is you know it but you think everbody else is as stupid as you are!!! Why don't  turn into a quail maybe you will meet up with a drunken republican and he will shoot you in your face.

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Re: For Guest --- What good Republicans believe
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2006, 07:14:57 PM »
I guess I'll have to say it again................

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I'm not the author of "What Good Republicans believe". It's another widely-circulated, office-spam e-mail.
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Re: For Guest --- What good Republicans believe
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2006, 08:18:27 AM »
the problem, karmapolice, is that you said it in english, as opposed to that quaint georgetonian patois.  this confuses the local repukes and makes them angry . . . their favorite initial retort is, "what did you mean by that" and, unfortunately, no amount of exegesis can provide a cure.